1) Aaliyo and Maalio's saying:

Aaliya ni topi maaliya maathe ne maaliyo ughada maathe (meaning, aaliya's hat goes on maaliyo and maaliyo has naked head).

All the students accepted that until I told them, "Guys, think! If aaliya's hat goes on maaliyo, then maaliyo has the hat (from aaliyo), so how can maaliyo be without the hat?". Everyone said, "aakash ki baat mein dum hai, yaar!". All accepted.

Two days later, in class, bapu again said, "Aaliya ni topi maaliya maathe ne maaliyo ughada maathe". This time, everyone is laughing so (so so) much and looking at me too. Bapu is thinking why are students laughing much more than usual on this usual saying. After two seconds, he stops worrying and says "ha ha ha" (in big slow voice).

2) Student's excuses for not having home-work finished and for being absent in class

- "Sir, I woke up on time, I got ready on time and I was left my home. I was on my way, and just near nagar chakla (a place), a black cat cut my way (kaadi bilaadi e maaro rasto kaapyo), so I went back home and slept off."

- "Sir, I had done the home-work. I had solved all the sums but when we were standing downstairs before our class, cow ate my notebook!" [actually this is very close to a real story when I saw live cow trying to eat my friend's homework notebook].

- This is a real one, happened in our class only [at 6am in the morning] "I came here on time but just down-stairs, outside our class, my scooter stopped working. So I went to find a mechanic. It was so early so I couldn't find one. Finally I found one and then I repaired it." then he comes at 7 o'clock when class finishes. Baapu said, "Class is over. Now go home and sleep". That guy, so brilliant that he couldn't just come upstairs at 6 and then go and find mechanic at 7am.

- An ultimate one:

"I was coming to class. I left home but in the way, I saw our milk-man (doodh wado). So I went back home and slept off!!".

That guy supposadly thought that it's up-shakoon [bad luck] if you meet a milkman on your way.